So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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