Tell her she can't have a vagina
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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