I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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