What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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