Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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