If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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