I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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