So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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