feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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