She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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