hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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