It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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