Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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