btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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