Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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