Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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