how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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