it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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