I want you more than these girls want KFC
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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