it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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