Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
