i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm passing your future prison.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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