I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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