but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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