we're blogging at a bar
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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