everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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