i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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