I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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