Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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