Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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