brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
