I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am available for nakedness
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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