went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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