This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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