I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
...so i touched it.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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