my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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