You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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