That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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