I wanna bring you to show and tell
if you like me you must not know who I am
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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