He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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