their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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