porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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