The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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