How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
two words: eviction party
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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