i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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