And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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