hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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