What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
