i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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