And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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