plz talk dirty to me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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