Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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