marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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