Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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